O.J. Simpson Caught Smuggling Cookies Into His Prison Cell

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The National Enquirer’s mysterious source inside O.J. Simpson’s prison has just reported that the former football player was caught attempting to smuggle more than a dozen oatmeal cookies out of the prison cafeteria and back to his cell.

According to the Enquirer, doctors have been telling Simpson, who is a severely diabetic, to diet and exercise more or “he could be dead in months.”

On his way back from the cafeteria, a guard suspected him of hiding something beneath his shirt and when he reached in, he pulled out the cookies:

When the guard started pulling cookies out of O.J.’s shirt, the other in­mates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over. O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging in­side his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor

A diabetic’s suicide attempt? A lack of self-control? Who knows, but we wish O.J. the very best of luck.