We’ve brought the best political minds in the country together to create this drinking guide for the 2014 State of the Union. Follow the rules precisely but please, drink responsibly, no one under 21, and do not drink and drive.
1. Drink Every Time He Says “Let Me Be Clear”
2. Drink Every Time Joe Biden Looks Like He’s Falling Asleep
3. Drink Every Time a Republican Looks Furious
4. Drink Double: Two Drinks Every Time They Pan over Willie Robertson of Duck Dynasty
5. Triple Drink: Three Drinks for Every Heckler or Streaker
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