Ted Cruz & Twitter Porn: All the Memes You Need to See

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Shutterstock / Instagram Ted Cruz and his wife, Heidi, Photoshopped into the "distracted boyfriend" meme.

Ted Cruz, a Republican senator from Texas and once presidential hopeful, became the subject of Twitter scrutiny when his official account “liked” a porn video featuring an incestuous threesome.

His 3 million followers noticed and he was soon lampooned on Twitter.

It’s still unclear whether the “like” came from a hacker, Cruz himself, or one his staff with access to his account.

Cruz has had a “pornographic past.” As the story of the like surfaced on Twitter, @cmclymer brought up an old Washington Post article that that reported that โ€œCruz watched pornography with Supreme Court justices.โ€

Not to be outdone, in April 2016 it was reported by the Huffington Post that Searcy Hayes, a 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi, had agreed to do porn after her likeness to the senator was pointed out by viewers of the Maury Povich show.

See the funniest memes here:



Hahahahaha #tedcruz

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Goodnight #tedcruz

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2 Comments

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Shaniqua

Without porn and alcohol !
Ugly people wouldn’t have children.
So all of you ugly people go to a bar and have a drink .
And maybe I’ll see you there with some oil . Drop mic bitches !!!

JOHN MAYOR

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I’m not impressed by the “FAUXIAL MEDIA TOOL” known as “TWITter”!… whose creators would have us believe that it is a “socially organic creation” by our “organic society (i.e., our ‘unbranded society’!… or that part of society that/ which ISN’T acting in the G-U-I-S-E of being ‘organic’!)”! “TWITter”, is a “KERDOS MEDIA TOOL”!… i.e., it is a “FOR PROFIT MEDIA TOOL” P-R-E-T-E-N-D-I-N-G to be “socially fashioned” by our “organic communities’ interests”!
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“TWITter” isn’t given its tag for nothing!… but, I can’t figure out why a transaction is called a “tweet”! I guess the OBVIOUS TWITter ascription for its transaction, is reserved for a person who implements said transaction!
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I’ve N-O INTENTION of using this FAUXIAL MEDIA TOOL, N-O-R C-A-T-E-R-I-N-G T-O I-T-S I-N-O-R-G-A-N-I-C S-U-B-S-C-R-I-B-E-R-S!… i.e., until: a) it’s in the control of our ORGANIC COMMUNITIES; b) it adheres to ALL ICT Digital Human Rights; c) it’s COST-FREE (given the said, “ESSENTIAL NATURE” of its technoma!… and so, should be available to a POOR SOUL on a rooftop, and not just to someone who subscribes to its “clique services”!– A-N-D, A-T A P-R-I-C-E!); d) it’s scripted upon Free and Open Source Software (FOSSware) and Free and Open Source Hardware (FOSHware); and e), it’s given a more “user-friendly” tag!
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Please!… no emails!… Jesus is Lord!

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