23 Ways to Embarrass Yourself Forever Using Social Media

Now, most of us are fortunate enough to have started the whole social network thing when we were fairly mature. For that reason, we don’t post or share things that are offensive and painful. Don’t fret if you are cursed with this skill, embarrassing yourself need not be relegated to those times when you drink too much; making tragically shameful facebook posts, tweets, and reddit comments is very much a learnable skill. Here’s 22 methods for those of you looking to get on the ball.

1. Use Photoshop to make it appear like you can do things you really can’t.

Key Point: Don’t pay close attention to details, they’re what give away how cool you really are.

he lifts

2. Encourage your parents to hit on you on Facebook.

Key Point: Make sure they use incredibly loaded awkward words like “hot,” “banging,” or “sexy.”

dad and daughter

3. Pose with your favorite energy drink in a sweet-ass selfie!

Key Point: Half-grin like you’re an aborigine who knows part of his soul is being taken away by the picture for max awesome.

guy posing with a can of rockstar

4. Ask for a ridiculous number of likes in exchange for sex.

Key Point: Aim for a number that’s a reasonable quarter as many likes as the most liked facebook post of all time. Totally gonna happen, man.

one million likes

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5. Put an unbelievably hot girl who’s airbrushed to the teeth in all your pictures.

Key Point: Don’t look happy or anything, people will definitely know it’s fake then.

guy photoshops bikini model

6. Get a tattoo of the hit pop song of the moment.

Key Point: Make sure it’s one of those songs that is so played to death, it actually makes people angry after awhile.

gangnam style tattoo

7. Get a tattoo in your grandma’s penmanship that only you know says “I love you.”

Key Point: Remember, you’re the one who knows what it really says.

girl gets tattoo of i love you in grandmas handwriting i love poo tattoo

8. Tell lies about Zach Braff where he might see them.

Key Point: Make sure it’s based off as close to nothing as possible.

Guy spreads lies about zach braff

9. Pose with your exhaustive collection of Axe Bodyspray.

Key Point: Give a dead stare to the camera.  The Axe says everything that needs to said.

guy buys every axe can ever

10. Get a Nickelback tattoo.

Key Point: Get a Nicelback tattoo.

the rare nickelback tattoo

11. Slowly Photoshop yourself turning into a cow.

Key Point: Look at your hands all like “hey, wait, what?”

Guy turns himself into cow 1

12. Um, wait is this guy seriously photoshopping himself turning into a cow?

Key Point: Please stop. This has gone too far.

guy turns himself into cow 2

13. I’m quitting the internet.

Key Point: Dude, your udders look like a horrible ballsack.

guy turns into cow 3

14. Finish Photoshopping yourself turning into a cow.

Key Point: It’s not worth it by any stretch, but the final product is apparently the least unpleasant of the process to see.

guy turns into cow 4

15. Take a selfie where you show your bum off.

Key Point: Make sure your cheeks are significantly less tan than the rest of your body for maximum effect.

sweet ass selfie

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16. Make up your own quotes about womanhood.

Key Point: Avoid proper spelling or original thinking.

making my own quotes

17. Show off your new jeans cut up to look like socks.

Key Point: Take the picture at Wal-Mart.  People love pictures of familiar places, and anyone who will be into jean-socks will definitely be familiar with Wal-Mart.

pants but not pants

18. Make yourself anatomically impossibly RIPPED.

Key Point: Don’t settle for what people will know is fake, make yourself so buff the picture is of a literal impossibility. Don’t forget to copy and paste over anatomy basics like

found on a dating site

19. Tell everyone how sexy being an atheist is.

Key Point: Stare in the camera emotionlessly.  Remember, the sexiest people in this world are the most logical. That’s why most porn stars study philosophy in college.


20. Congratulate people for their race.

Key Point: Be happier than the people you are congratulating.  This helps emphasize how little sense the gesture makes.

positive racism

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21. Wear a shirt with Pedo-bear (a pedophiliac bear) on public transportation.

Key Point: The internet has many memes, you really can’t go wrong wearing any one of them on a shirt out in public.

pedobear Lady

22. Put two completely contradicting ideas on a political sign.

Key Point: Tell people who to do, but at the same time, tell them “you only live once,” so do whatever you want.

yolo adam and even adam and steve

23. Don’t think too hard when making comments.

Key Point: Correct yourself if you deem it necessary, but it’s already too late.


curated from cringe pics, a subreddit on reddit.com



Glenn Willis

My Pretty 13 Year Old Neighbor Watched Me Masturbate and Cum!
I knew as soon as I saw her beautiful blonde haired blue eyed face approaching that she was coming to watch me masturbate and cum. I stripped nude as she was walking towards me and my dick was hard already! She stood in front of me watching me masturbate. She was so gorgeous and sweet, she really let me take my time masturbating. I knew that she wanted to watch me cum and that she would stand there looking at me while I was masturbating for as long as it took for me to cum, so I took my time. My prick was so big and hard, I deliberately let go of it so that she could actually see it throbbing. I wanted her to know how much I loved masturbating in front of her so I looked at her and smiled while I was masturbating in front of her. Then I started cumming, I just couldn’t hold back any longer. When I came she saw my cum squirt out several times and she stood right there watching until I completely finished cumming. Then she smiled and walked away.

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