Watz up ninjas?! Find your face-painted soulmate on Ok Cupid Juggalo Tumblr. There’s nothing quite like sharing a bottle of Faygo with that special someone. Besides, wouldn’t you like to have a warm, passed out body waiting for you when you stumble back to your tent after a Twiztid show at the gathering? Juggalos need love too!
Not even a thousand slams in the backyard wrestling ring can compare to the pain of a broken juggalo heart.
Just ask Richard Branson or Bill Gates, if you want to rise to the top, you need guns and face paint.
You hear that, ladies, he’s really good at video games and blogging. Are your panties off yet?
Many a bond has been created in the bathroom stall of a Twiztid concert. And on a side note, selling plasma is always a solid racket to break into.
No cable AND living at home while her “bitch” makes that Wal-Mart money? Diz juggalette got it all figured out! #fukskool
Sounds like the solid, emotionally stable relationship you’ve been looking for.
Awww she’s got a soft spot for dead bodies. :)
He keeps it simple on a Friday night, chillin’, jammin’, and taking selfies.
Just don’t get angry when your pillow is covered in clown makeup.
Nothing says holiday cheer like Christmas themed juggalo makeup. Your grandmother is going to LOVE him.
Juggalos love a juggalette with nice face paint, but they love titties even more.
Acne scars don’t even matter when your face is covered in clown paint 98% of the time.
A poor score on the Nazi test can be a deal breaker for many juggalos.
Politically themed wardrobe, wicked shit, Faygo, and a semi-reputable prison record – what more does a lady need?
Don’t like Smackdown? Then keep it movin’…
She’ complex, deal with it.
Shakespeare ain’t got sh*t on this Casanova.
When has correct spelling ever been a cornerstone of the juggalo community?
Meth and fu*king, a perfect recipe for juggalo romance.
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