Woody Allen’s ‘Wolverine’ Might Be the Best Comic Book Spoof Ever

Wolverine: A Film By Woody AllenIn the trailer for Woody Allen's new X-Men blockbuster, Wolverine, we meet Logan Singer a mutant-writer who is in love with Rogue – a woman he can never kiss. He's indestructible but totally crippled by his insecurities. Featuring: Wolverine: Ben Stadler Rogue: Carrie McCrossen Professor Xavier: Joe Galan Cyclops: Darren Miller Subscribe to Official Comedy for free at: http://goo.gl/mf8J5 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OfficialComedy Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/OfficialComedy Follow our Tumblr: http://officialcomedy.tumblr.com/2013-08-01T15:36:20.000Z

While it’s unlikely that Woody Allen would ever go anywhere near anything resembling a comic book movie, this short from Official Comedy dares to dream, casting hypothetical roles for Woody Allen and Diane Keaton as Wolverine and Rogue respectively.

If you don’t think it gets any more ridiculous than that, it does, as Woody Wolverine and Diane Rouge talk about how the X-Men are “reduced to a cultural stereotype” in classic Woody Allen shtick. Woody Wolverine, as any Woody Allen impersonator would, worries about death and sex, even though he’s, you know, immortal. Check out the video to see what could have been if Woody Allen ever got his hands on the X-Men universe.