This Product Lets You Do Number 2 With the Door Open

Taking a number 2 is dirty and smelly business.

What if you’re at your friend’s house? Or even worse, your significant other’s? Well, with this product, you might just be able to leave the door open — at least in terms of smell (admittedly, leaving the door open while number 2ing is weird for other reasons).

It’s called Poopourri, and according to the manufacturers, it’ll make your number deux smell like number delicious. For real. Here’s a diagram from their website:

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The basic idea is simple: oils and aromas cover the surface of the water, and keep your number 2’s odors out of the air.

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Now, you might be rolling your eyes. After all, if this was really a possible thing, wouldn’t it be more widespread? Wouldn’t this spray (and ones like it) be all over? After all, if there’s one thing everyone hates, it’s the smell of human waste. Despite the apparent unlikelihood of it all, something might make you believe the “poopla” (awful pun on hoopla, sorry).

These are the Amazon.com ratings of one of their products:

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Impressive. Looks like a future of scentless poops is among us. It looks like at this point, Amazon.com actually does have a whole bunch of competitors for the folks at Poopourri, but they seem to be leading the pack, probably because of their hilarious viral commercial “Girls Don’t Poop.” Check it out below.

Girls Don't Poop – PooPourri.comYes Poo~Pourri is a real product. Yes Poo~Pourri is clinically proven to work. You can buy it at PooPourri.com Poo~Pourri Toilet Deodorizers Some say the secret to a happy relationship is separate bathrooms, but those people have never tried Poo~Pourri, the classy, sassy, ultra effective way to leave the bathroom smelling better than you found it. Our award winning before-you-go toilet sprays come in several different sizes and scents. Go ahead… join thousands of happy customers who've tried Poo~Pourri for fun and keep using it because it really works! How it Works When you spray Poo~Pourri into the bowl before-you-go, our proprietary formula creates a protective barrier on the water's surface. This barrier is designed to trap unpleasant bathroom odors beneath the surface and keep them out of the air. All you'll smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils! Poo~Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Really Works! With a bottle of Poo~Pourri in your handbag, what you do in the bathroom is nobody's business but yours! Poo~Pourri's aromatherapy magic replaces embarrassment with confidence in any bathroom situation. There'll be no aerosol cover-up for you! You (and everyone around you) can breathe easy with Poo~Pourri. Poo~Pourri does more than just improve air quality — it's environmentally friendly. Our secret, patent-pending blends rely on essential oils to eliminate bathroom odors, making it safe for the planet and your septic systems. Poo~Pourri's Money Back Stink-Free Guarantee Sound too good to be true? Try Poo-Pourri and see how thousands of people are making their bathroom experiences better. We're so sure you'll love it, we even offer an unconditional Money Back Stink-Free Guarantee. With Poo~Pourri, husbands, wives, coworkers, roommates — even kids — can do their business while smelling like a rose… or lemongrass or citrus or… well, we have over 10 scents. So take your pick! ABOUT THE VIDEO: This video was shot without green screens on location. We used a 5D Mark 3 shooting RAW. Bethany was on the toilet for two solid days of shooting! She is truly the world's toilet queen. Yes, those cows were licking her. In three weeks the team wrote, produced, filmed, edited, tested and released this video. We just want to give a HUGE shoutout to the team and all their long hours to help pull this off! For press inquiries email press@poopourri.com CREDITS: Directed by Joel Ackerman Written by Joel Ackerman Additional writing by Daniel Harmon Additional writing by Jeffrey Harmon Producer: Tess Kelly Director of Photography: Tel Stewart PooPourri Girl: Bethany Woodruff Boyfriend: Jordan Hunter Editor: Tel Stewart Artwork: Daniel Harmon and Nicole Story Animation: Tel Stewart Dress Created by: Nicole Story (Poo~Pourri VP of Creative) Makeup and hair by Michelle Miles: Gaffers: Tyler Stevens and Kelsie Moore Set Construction: Jonas Sappington and Dallin Blankenship Motion Tracking – Zak Ciotti The Poo Crew: Suzy and Hector Batiz (Poo~Pourri Founders), Nicole Story and Dustin Vaughn.2013-09-10T19:31:02.000Z