Are you pumped for Spring Break? If you’re ready to hit the beach, blow off some steam, and forget about the stress of school for an entire week, check out our favorite funny T-shirts to wear during Spring Break. Whether you’re a guy or a gal, these hilarious T-shirts will make you the life of the party. If you’re packing your bags with your favorite Spring Break accessories, make sure you bring these cool shirts along for the ride. Just remember to drink responsibly and stay safe.
1. Spring Break ‘Spring Broke’ T-Shirt
Ready to blow your entire checking account on beer, hotels, and nightclubs? This is the perfect shirt for you. It’s printed on an American Apparel tank, so it will feel great on your skin and last for years. This is the perfect shirt to wear on the beach or while getting brunch. YOLO, am I right?
2. Can’t Ban These Guns T-Shirt
Want to show off your physique without getting sunburned? This T-shirt will have the ladies looking at your seriously muscled arms, and wondering what’s underneath your that shirt. It’s available in the colors pictured above, as well as black, grey, various shades of green, and many more. With so many options, you could get one for every day of Spring Break 2015.
3. ‘Full Day Of Sun Full Night Of Fun’ Black T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the perfect expression of Spring Break fun. If you want to party all night and chill all day, this shirt is going to be your favorite thing to wear during your spring vacation. For best results, wash inside out and on a gentle cycle in cold water. Otherwise, your new favorite shirt is going to look faded and sad after just a few washes.
4. Get WASTED! Hakuna Some Vodka! T-Shirt
If you loved The Lion King as a kid, you’ll probably love this shirt, too. It’s a great shirt for hitting the bars, the clubs, or just wearing the morning after while you have a little hair of the dog. This shirt looks great during Spring Break, but you can also wear it year-round.
5. Periodic Table of Beer Shirt
This is the perfect Spring Break shirt for any chemist, biologist, botanist, or scientist who wants to forget about the hard sciences for a week, and focus on hard drinking instead. We also like the fact that this shirt is available in nine different colors. If you love beer, it’s hard not to love this T-shirt.
6. ‘Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off’ Shirt
Ladies, this is the perfect Spring Break shirt for you to wear on a day when it’s a bit cloudy, or a day when you are feeling a little bit sunburned. You can’t wear a bikini every day of Spring Break, so this shirt makes a great coverup. You can also wear it to the airport if you want to be comfy.
7. ‘Don’t Drink or Drive’ Amish Spring Break Tee
This shirt may be funny, but it’s also good advice. This funny T-shirt is a good reminder to drink responsibly. If you come from an Amish family, this shirt might be even funnier to you. Please note these shirts are an athletic cut, so if you like a looser fit, you may want to order a size larger than you normally would.
8. ‘I Don’t Get Drunk, I Get Awesome’ Spring Break Party Shirt
If you need a party shirt, this is the one to pick. It’s got “in your face” attitude, it’s available in a few different colors, and it looks great. If you want to party all night long, this a great shirt to wear when you’re out with friends.
9. Major League Drinking Funny T-Shirt
Love sports? Love drinking? This is the perfect shirt for the guy (or gal) who takes drinking games as seriously as major sporting events. You also can’t beat the price, which is great if your Spring Break budget is already getting stretched thin. This is a great shirt to wear at a Spring Break party, or at any other party you hit this year.
10. The Drinking Will Continue Until Morale Improves Shirt
If you love pirates, or are just heading to former pirate territory for Spring Break, then this is the shirt for you. Ideal Spring Break accessories for this shirt include rum-based cocktails, terrible Johnny Depp/Pirates of the Caribbean accents, and lots of booty.
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