Fantasy Football Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em: Week 1 Predictions

Let the tinkering begin. Week 1 of the NFL season is (finally) on the horizon, and fantasy football owners now get to enjoy the always fun process of going back and forth on their lineup decisions until they are ready to quit the game forever--and then repeating that process for the next 15 weeks. Fortunately, there shouldn't be a ton of difficult decisions to make in Week 1. There likely haven't been an egregious amount of new developments since you drafted, and there aren't a lot of injuries that will make owners have to scramble for backups. Nevertheless, there always teams with more fantasy-friendly matchups than others. You know to always start Antonio Brown, and you know to always bench Cordarrelle Patterson unless you're in an All-Cordarrelle league, but what about those fringe players? You can click through the gallery for a closer look at mid-tier players to play with confidence and ones to leave on the bench if you have other options. (Getty)

9 Comments

9 Comments

kristen

grown (?) men playing fantasy football. ugh. its nauseating. i would never date one. its embarrassing. like men in their man caves (double nauseating) playing play station. where are the real men?! they’re all babies today.

Anonymous

you’re probably an ugly bitch no one wants to date anyways. too many bitches today.

Anonymous

get off this fantasy football page then, hoe. where are all the real women? they all hoes today.

MeYou

Come on now, I bet you’d be all over it if there was a runway model or fashion/design fantasy league.

MeYou

And you’re suggesting only children should be playing games you can bet money on by watching grown men pummeling each other or you probably are just disinterested in sports in general. Guys like to do guy things and girls like to do their girl things so you have to find some type of middle ground you have in common where it would be enough to overlook all the gender quirks you don’t like your significant other displaying. There are degrees to what everybody exhibits like people who don’t like sports in general but like you have come across they would mostly range in the other spectrum of geeky computer nerds and guys who like to do girl stuff tend to be gay. You will never get the gay husband you’ve always been dreaming about…

MeYou

I’d be hiding out in my man cave playing fantasy football and playing video games if I had someone like you bitchin in my ear all day too. Then I’d be riding my motorcycle or cruising around in my muscle car or coal rolling diesel truck depending on the weather the rest of the time…

Duncan Bell

What would you like a grown man to do? Carry your purse around(with his balls in it) while you shop for shoes, or a dress, or granny panties? Him nodding like a mook during the 8 hours you spend asking him his uniformed opinion on whatever stupid ugly thing you squeeze into, and parade in front of him? Maybe go get some Fro Yo, and make him listen while you complain about your mother, or sister, or boss or whatever? I know, you go home and sit on the couch and watch some figure skating, or real housewives of who gives a F#%&k. After he makes you diner, and rubs your sweaty calloused feet, you allow him to make boring missionary love to you in the dark, while you fantasize about a man with a spine.

Duncan Bell

What would you like a grown man to do? Carry your purse around(with his balls in it) while you shop for shoes, or a dress, or granny panties? Him nodding like a mook during the 8 hours you spend asking him his uninformed opinion on whatever stupid ugly thing you squeeze into, and parade in front of him? Maybe go get some Fro Yo, and make him listen while you complain about your mother, or sister, or boss or whatever? I know, you go home and sit on the couch and watch some figure skating, or real housewives of who gives a F#%&k. After he makes you dinner, and rubs your sweaty calloused feet, you allow him to make boring missionary love to you in the dark, while you fantasize about a man with a spine.

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