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No. 8 Hello Votto
What's in a Name: Fans of the classic Motorola commercials will enjoy this name. According to ESPN, Joey Votto has had the most total walks and highest walk rate over the past five seasons combined. Votto is as consistent as they come. He hit .326, 29 home runs and 97 RBI last season. He projects to be one of the top fantasy first baseman for 2017. Votto's 181 hits came just four hits shy of tying his career high. In related news, Motorola has reintroduced the "Hello Moto" commercials just in time for this fantasy name to be even more relevant. (Getty)