Um, hello, Maks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lovin’ the S&M looks! 8:04pm
Side by side? I wouldn’t mind being side by side with Derek or Maks…. Chello!!!!!!!!!! 8:06pm
Go, Kym and Ingo. Check out my chat with her before the show here: http://heavy.com/entertainment/2013/04/dwts-kym-johnson-top-10/ 8:12pm
OMG Those costumes are hot. 8:14pm
Kym Johnson’s big tush bow is sexy as hell. Dying over her body. 8:15pm
Crystals and glitter and fringe, Oh my! 8:16pm
Blah Blah Blah Len. Still thinking about Maks from the opening sequence so no idea what you’re saying right now. 8:17pm
Formerly engaged Maks and Karina paired up after the break…. 8:20pm
Dreaming about Maksim over the commercial break… 8:21pm
Jive time! 8:24pm
Karina’s abs… Enough said. 8:25pm
Sorry, Maks, but your “hands above the waist rule doesn’t work for me.” 8:26pm
Stick out your tongue some more, Maks. 8:26pm
And the shirts come off! 8:27pm
When the gloves come off on DWTS, they really mean shirts. 8:27pm
Lovin’ Brunos green suit… and his stallion outburst. 8:29pm
Karina’s a brave little hot pink toaster. 8:31pm
Chin up, Victor! 8:37pm
Aw, who would cheat on Victor Ortiz? He could kick anyone’s ass! 8:38pm
I love this song… Flashback… Never Tear Us Apart… 8:39pm
I love how corny Carrie Ann alway is… 8:41pm
No Intent! No Intent! 8:42pm
Stevie Wonder announcement! Next Monday on DWTS, Baby! 8:43pm
Mirror cam, huh. 8:45pm
Yay, more Tony! 8:50pm
Is it just me or does Tony just get sexier… thanks for the tush shake by the way, Tony. 8:52pm
Mark Ballas kind of has a little bubble back there, huh. 8:53pm
Doesn’t Aly bare a striking resemblance to Mark’s former partner Bristol Palin? 8:54pm
Bruno’s Sassy Head Roll is the Highlight of my life. 8:54pm
I know we’re talking DWTS right now, but this trailer for The Great Gatsby during the commercial break is intense. 8:56pm
Bachelor time. 9:02pm
Normally not into Sean Lowe’s wardrobe, but loving the bronze! What do you thnk, Catherine? 9:04pm
I get it but not crazy about Peta’s fro. 9:05pm
Or her pants… 9:06pm
Catherine’s lookin’ tan, man. 9:06pm
Welcome back, Mr. Bachelor. 9:07pm
Pigeon…. pigeon.. 9:08pm
Selena Gomez performs tomorrow! 9:08pm
Mmmmmmmmm Derek. Yes please. 9:09pm
Derek can freak out on me anytime… Just throwin’ it out there. 9:11pm
Kelly, get rid of the wig please. 9:11pm
Lose the wig! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. 9:16pm
Love Derek’s facial expressions! 9:17pm
Those high kicks make Kellie look like she’s sportin’ a thong…cheeky. 9:18pm
Punch him again, Carrie Ann! 9:19pm
Hot Trot is right with Mister Hough. 9:20pm
The Great Gatsby makes another appearance as Bruno compares Kellie Pickler to the film. 9:20pm
Give ’em hell, DL! 9:27pm
Dirty old man… love it. 9:28pm
Loving the black sheer outfit. Super hot Chelsea Hightower. 9:29pm
DL looked like he was about to fall carrying Cheryl…. but awesome job. 9:31pm
Get ’em, Bruno! 9:32pm
Shut up. I thought he did a good job, big improvement. 9:32pm
ANDY, ANDY, ANDY! 9:33pm
666 -Devilish DL. 9:34pm
Maks and Val: Hottest Bros Ever. 9:39pm
What is with those nails? Yuck. 9:39p
Can’t stop looking at those horrible neon nails. 9:40pm
Maks Attacks! 9:41pm
I could turn this tango into home-made porn very easily… too much? 9:41pm
Okay. Head’s back in the game. Seriously awesome tango. 9:42pm
Maks! Maks! Maks! 9:43pm
Bruno, you sassy boy. 9:44pm
Lemon Tart, tasty down below, huh Len? 9:45pm
First 10’s of the Season!!!!!!!!!!! 9:47pm
Andy Dick as Zorro isn’t anything I thought I’d ever see… 9:52pm
Sexy time!… Yes, I just said that. 9:54pm
Ziplinin’!!!!!! 9:55pm
Totally off-beat, but we love him anyway. 9:55pm
Heart you, Andy! Night night! 9:59pm