Here’s an AI-generated absurdity for you to enjoy today courtesy of your Heavy on Vikings newsletter team.
Prompt: A Prince song about the Minnesota Vikings and the 2024 NFL draft.
Answer: CLICK HERE TO LISTEN. (Trust us. It’s worth it.)
Heavy’s Take: We knew as soon as it generated the song title “Purple Reign” we were in for a real treat. You can read the lyrics below.
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[Verse]
Purple reign
Vikings takin’ over this town
Fierce warriors
Conquerin’ the gridiron playground
2024 draft
They’re on the rise
Purple pride
Reaching for the skies
In the land of the lakes
Where legends are born
Purple and gold
This team will always adorn
From the North Star State
Their reign unfolds
In purple jerseys
They’re brave and bold
[Verse 2]
Skol Vikings
Hear the thunderous roar
2024 draft
They’re ready to soar
The quarterback in command
With a mighty throw
Receiver in the end zone
Catches the ball
Yo!
AI Tool: Suno
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Prompt: Give us an exciting picture to get Vikings fans hyped about next season…
Answer:
ImageFX
Heavy’s Take: Where for art thou, Kirk Cousins? Oh, that’s right. You bailed on us for the Falcons. Well, guess what, Kirk? We have a new QB on the way, and according to Google’s ImageFX, this guy is an absolute beefcake with an insanely huge rocket arm that’s at least twice the size of his other normal-sized arm. Heck, even this guy’s throwing leg is stout. (Is that a thing?) So yeah, Vikings fans, we can get hyped. We have two first-round picks (Nos. 11 and 23), a huge void to fill behind center, and money to burn in 2024. Let’s freaking do this!
AI Tool: ImageFx