On my way to shoot America’s Got Talent twitter.com/heidiklum/stat…
— Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) June 4, 2013
America, are you ready?! The BIGGEST TALENT SHOW IN THE WORLD is back at 9/8c tonight! youtu.be/IcbQmbbtgvE #AGT
— America’s Got Talent (@nbcagt) June 4, 2013
Looks like Nick Cannon is ridin’ in style 9:00pm.
Is Nick Cannon supposed to be the new James Brown? 9:01pm.
Looks like Howie Mandel dropped his bush 9:02pm.
Contestants are getting ready for the show! 9:03pm
Wow, Mel B looks excited 9:04pm.
Check out the little black dress on Heidi Klum 9:04pm.
Why does this guy have a snake? Looks Nick Cannon’s getting a little nervous. 9:07pm
Howard just said he’s going to suck the venom out of Heidi! 9:09pm
This guy says he’s been bitten before! Looks like he’s lucky to be alive. 9:09pm
Oh my god the snake attacked and popped the balloon. That guy has some guts! 9:10pm
Lets see what kind of weirdos America’s got talent brings this season
— Brittany Sipes (@brittsipes) June 5, 2013
Looks like Howie loved it 9:11pm.
The snake man gets a yes all around! 9:12pm
This next guy looks like a real cowboy. He even mentioned KFC. 9:16pm
I’m scared for this next talent. 9:17pm
This guy is a real charmer. 9:18pm
Make you feel my love? His high notes seem to be right up there with Adele. 9:19pm
I bet there “ain’t nothin’ he wouldn’t do” to pass through to Vegas! 9:19pm
Heidi Klum calls his wife on stage! 9:20pm
Now that’s a trophy wife! 9:21pm
John Stamos once made it to the finals of America’s Got Talent. His talent? Being John Stamos.
— Cowboy Woody (@backyardkevster) June 5, 2013
Howard Stern is psyched for the next talent! 9:28pm
I bet Howard Stern’s hair would make really good slippers. 9:29pm
Who is this? Lady Gaga on asian crack? 9:29pm
This chick’s accent is killing me. 9:30pm
I guess I was right! 9:30PM
It’s like I get embarrassed for them. 9:31pm
Looks like she’s having a slutty seizure. Howie’s lovin’ it. 9:31pm
It’s like I want to look away but I just…can’t. 9:32pm
Stories? More like drugs. 9:33pm
I swear Howie is going to adopt this asian grown up baby. At least she’s still happy. Too bad they’re telling her to leave. 9:33pm
What’s he doing? Is that a talent? 9:34pm
Heidi spanks Howie! 9:34pm
I remember the last time I had pantyhose on my face. 9:36pm
Is there anything this guy hasn’t done? 9:41pm
This reminds me of James Bond… 9:42pm
I think we have some puppets on steroids. 9:42pm
Howie looks like he’s having the best day of his life. 9:43pm
Why is Rihanna playing in the background? 9:46pm
We don’t get to watch them?! 9:51pm
If this guy’s nickname is headache I’m not sure I want to watch him… 9:51pm
This guy’s really buttering up the judges. 9:52pm
I hope that dancer doesn’t drop his umbrella. 9:53pm
Ooo apparently we have some abs showing. 9:53pm
Only two days? This is a group of machines! 9:54pm
Performing on America’s Got Talent was a dream for me & I am so glad to see other people’s dreams come true tonight. twitter.com/BriaKelly/stat…
— Bria Kelly (@BriaKelly) June 5, 2013
We’ve got a diverse judge panel this season:
I like how AMERICA’s Got Talent’s judge panel consists of a Canadian, a German, a Brit, and one American. #agt
— ☆ a n g i e ☆ (@korps) June 5, 2013
Howard and Heidi are apparently goin’ at it behind this guy’s blue screen! 9:58pm
Everyone knows you can’t have eggs without salt. And apparently lemon. And hot pepper. 10:05pm
Howie got trolled! 10:08pm
Who’s this Beiber look alike? Look at those leggings! I mean, pants. Sorry little boy. 10:13pm
Something tells me she’s going to be good. 10:14pm
Only ten years old? This girl sounds really mature. 10:15pm
Good thing Nick Cannon has nice shoes on. 10:15pm
Wow, OK Carrie Underwood. Could have fooled me. 10:16pm
This little girl is blowing me away. 10:16pm
I’d be crying too if I was her mama! 10:17pm
This is seriously making me tear up right now. 10:19pm
Nick, listen to the judges. They know what they’re talking about! 10:23pm
So, does this next act count as sixty talents or one? 10:24pm
I knew “Call me maybe” would make it into one of the acts. Epic. 10:25pm
Now I can cross watch a priest sing “Call me maybe” off my bucket list. 10:26pm
What is that, an army? 10:33pm
The next act is missing? That’s convenient. 10:34pm
Yes Nick, I agree. 10:35pm
Someone get this guy some ex-lax. 10:36pm
Looks like Cannon and “special head” just shared a ‘special’ moment. 10:38pm
Does the next act look like Celine Dion or is it just me? 10:43pm
Wow, am I psychic or what? 10:44pm
Mel B loved this act. What a breath of fresh air! 10:46pm
That’s a lot of glitter in one dress, Mel B. 10:47pm
Who called these Barbie’s in? 10:47pm
Uh-oh! Howard Stern just went there! 10:48pm
Can’t wait for this. 10:52pm
These guys’ voices could be their act! 10:54pm
Gangnam style? Let’s not go there. 10:54pm
These brothers are wild. 10:57pm
That’s all folks! Tune in next Tuesday for the next episode of America’s Got Talent!