Top 10 Quotes From Anchorman 2

The original Anchorman provided enough memorable quotes to fill a bible! So long as that bible has really small pages, and you write the quotes in size 72 font.

Here’s your chance to brush up on the Anchorman 2 quotes of tomorrow, today! You better learn these quick, as your drunken bros will be shouting them at you in a little over a week. Between the quotes are pictures from the movie, because pictures are fun!

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1. I killed 4 men in Okinawa. And that was two weeks ago.
-Network news lead anchor Mack Tannen explaining to Ron and Veronica why he’s retiring, listing all the many things he’s accomplished in his long life.

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2. Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don’t follow the NBA!
-Ron Burgundy

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3. Suicide makes you hungry, I don’t care what anybody says.
-Ron Burgundy

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4. No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
-Ron Burgundy

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5. By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Ron Burgundy

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6. I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
-Champ Kind

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7. It doesn’t matter who’s fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800’s.
-Ron Burgundy

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8. As the wise man once said: So?
-Ron Burgundy

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9. I can always guess how many jellybeans are in a jellybean jar, even if I’m wrong.
-Brick Tamland

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10. Is that your foot between my legs? Oh, sorry, it was my hand.
-Ron Burgundy