Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central: Top 10 Best Jokes & Insults

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Comedian Jeffrey Ross ready to roast Justin Bieber. (Getty)

Tonight is The Roast of Justin Bieber on Comedy Central and tons of celebrities showed up to kick some Biebs booty. Kevin Hart was the Roastmaster for the night and stars who roasted Bieber included Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, Jeff Ross, and Ludacris. Throughout the night, no one was safe. From Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner to Selena Gomez, everyone got a few digs thrown their way. Check out some of the best and nastiest jokes of the night below.

1. Justin’s fans are called Beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. – Natasha Legerro

2. People refer to Mr Bieber as a kid or a boy. Well here’s a newsflash, gang: He’s a man. A full-grown man, who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for nine-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater. – Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy

3. Justin you have no idea what you’re in for. I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. – Martha Stewart

4. Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut. – Jeff Ross

5. They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me. Actually you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work. – Hannibal Buress

6. You’re about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez. – Chris D’Elia

7. Selena Gomez had sex with [you] . . . proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do. – Jeff Ross

8. Bieber has 10 million fans — most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. – Kevin Hart

9. Justin, you have such a huge career behind you. – Jeff Ross

10. If Anne Frank had heard your music, she would’ve Uber’d to Auschwitz. – Jeff Ross

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