We here at Heavy love scouring the interwebs to provide you with sweet brain candy to help alleviate those moody Mondays of yours. Unless you’re some kind of fully formed mutant with fleshed-over eyeballs and a reptile brain, chances are you know the Back to the Future films, and, chances are, there’s a special place in your pants for that DeLorean chubby you get every time you watch Marty McFly hop in with intentions of breaking the time-continuum.
Well, you better make more room in your pantaloons because the DeLorean just got an upgrade from this guy, who decided to push his water-borne time-machine around like a boss during an MLB game last week. We salute you, sir. Just remember, you have to hit 88 mph before you can go back and kill Hitler. Unless you want to be a selfish prick like McFly and fix your parents’ relationship instead. Because that’s more important than preventing genocide.