Roman Reigns emerges victorious at the end of WrestleMania. (WWE.com)
A new episode of Monday Night Raw is currently airing on the USA Network. Here’s what has happened so far:
10:48 – Seth Rollins and Finn Balor defeat Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe.
10:38 – Sami Zayn defeats Jinder Mahal.
10:21 – Cesaro and Sheamus defeat Enzo Amore and Big Cass, becoming the new number one contenders.
10:20 – Backstage, Kurt Angle informs Seth Rollins that Chris Jericho is far too injured to be Seth Rollins’ partner later tonight.
10:12 – In a backstage interview, Chris Jericho says that tonight is the perfect time to get revenge on Kevin Owens. Suddenly, he’s attacked by Kevin Owens.
9:58 – Brock Lesnar enters. Paul Heyman says that he’s going to reveal a bedtime story that Brock Lesnar tells his children: once upon a time, there was a man who fancied himself a superhero. This superhero was named Goldberg, who was known as being the baddest dude in the village. Once Goldberg took everything away, like the Universal Title, he took a detour into Suplex City. And when this superhero went to Suplex City, he got his ass kicked.
Because of what happened, Goldberg won’t be back anymore. The crowd chants “Yes!” and “Thank you Brock!” Now Brock Lesnar wants new challengers, Paul Heyman says. History demands that the two people who defeated The Undertaker at WrestleMania go one on one.
Brock Lesnar is calling out Roman Reigns for a match tonight.
Instead of Roman Reigns, out walks Braun Strowman. The two stare one another down. Braun says that Brock Lesnar got his attention, and he pushes Lesnar. Lesnar places the title down in the middle of the ring, and Braun stares him down but leaves.
9:51 – Sami Zayn speaks to Kurt Angle in his office. He says he wants to cultivate a good relationship with the new general manager. Angle praises Sami Zayn, saying that he has intelligence, intensity, and integrity, the three I’s.
Jinder Mahal enters. He’s really upset that Gronk interfered in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal last night. Mahal and Zayn argue, and Angle puts them into a match.
9:50 – After the match, Charlotte attacks Emma and Nia Jax, and the three of them begin to brawl. Nia Jax stands victorious over Charlotte.
9:36 – Bayley, Dana Brooke and Sasha Banks defeat Emma, Nia Jax, and Charlotte.
9:29 – Backstage, Kurt Angle decorates his office. Enzo Amore and Big Cass enter. They want a shot at the tag team title, and so Angle places them in a match with Cesaro and Sheamus to determine the number one contender.
9:20 – The Revival defeats The New Day.
9:17 – The New Day enters. They say that WrestleMania was thrilling last night, and they were honored to be able to host it. But they were still a little sad that they didn’t have a match. And so tonight, they’re issuing an open challenge.
The Revival enter, taking up the challenge.
9:00 – Vince McMahon enters. He thanks the audience for being passionate fans while everyone chants “Roman sucks!” He says he wants to change up the roster and have a superstar shakeup next week.
Vince announces that Raw is to have a new general manager. Just as he says that, Teddy Long enters, but Vince says it isn’t Teddy.
Kurt Angle enters! He’s the new general manager, and he says that it’s true, it’s damn true.
8:44 – Neville defeats Mustafa Ali by submission.
8:40 – Neville enters. He said that last night at WrestleMania, he did exactly what he said he was going to do, and you may not like his tactics, but you have to respect his results.
8:23 – The Hardy Boyz defeat Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson, retaining their Raw Tag Team Championship.
8:00 – The show opens on the crowd chanting “Undertaker!” for several minutes straight. Roman Reigns enters to the most massive boo of this career. The entire crowd chants “Romans sucks,” “F— you Roman,” “DELETE,” etc. Roman paces the ring trying to start his promo, but every time he lifts the mic, the crowd boos him more, and he stops. Finally, he says, “This is my yard now,” and leaves.
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