“Nothing good ever comes out of a Texas pond.” Those words go ignored and of course result in a river of razor teethed feeding machines. There’s a few things we can learn from the original Piranha and the latest re-boot. First off, never listen to the local resort director, he’s only going to get you killed and end up fish food himself. Secondly, be weary of attractive co-eds. Sure, one or two of them might live, but the majority of them will not. Piranha 3DD hits theaters June 1st.
Piranha Grindhouse Trailer and TV Spot
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