Is it me or is Tom Brady looking for his dog Fido on the field instead of concentrating on the game?
Mitt Romney isn’t a robot in space, Obama doesn’t like sandpaper and Jim Lehrer takes pimento showers. Yea, we have no idea what was going on up there.
Mitt knows that it feels good to rub on your messy parts, but it’s germy and he will punch you in the back!
The stoner comedy High School hasn’t even come out yet and already I’m convinced that a bad lip reading of the dialogue is going to be more entertaining. Enjoy, you gravy testers!
Rick James? Midgets? Stripping for wildflowers? It’s like Newt says, “shit happens… you can’t think when you’re f*%king high.”