Her job: to protect the government’s secrets. Her past: an (exceedingly) open book.


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You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?

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If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.

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Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.

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They were last seen together at the OSS Society’s annual award ceremony before the scandal went public.

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Big Lebowski star Jeff Bridges is the odds-on favorite to play disgraced ex-CIA Head David Petraeus.

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The mistress told a crowd that the general was “quite a physical specimen.” Hey-yo!

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He successfully represented Bill Clinton and John Edwards. Now this bigshot takes his talents to the Petraeus scandal on behalf of “other woman” Jill Kelley.

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The disgraced former CIA head makes a cameo appearance in the latest Call of Duty: Black Ops video game.

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Just goes to show you, if you call the FBI in, you better not be up to anything yourself.

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