Here are a few cinematic arguments for living in complete isolation out in the woods somewhere, far away from civilization and demented incestuous siblings who keep cannibal children hidden away in the basement. Put the house up for sale and settle in.
Natasha Henstridge, Jason Statham and Ice Cube battle nasty alien spirits in John Carpenter’s lazy, uninspired sci-fi western.
Horror mastermind John Carpenter introduces a chilling tale about a playground portal that goes straight to the bowels of the devil himself.
If you want to do some mental and emotional preparation for the wicked weekend ahead, you can’t beat John Carpenter’s 1978 original!
John Carpenter’s first feature film in ten years is a modest yet entertaining creepshow that proves the former Master of Horror still has a few tricks up his sleeve.