C.J. Mosely may have been awarded the BCS title game MVP award but Alabama quarterback, AJ McCarron, wins the MVP of LIFE.
Need proof?
How bout dem apples?
So who is this smokin’ hot southern belle? Her name is Katherine Webb and she is Miss Alabama. Also, she is Miss AJ Mccarron (no, they aren’t married BUT if Ms. Webb is smart, she will get a ring on that finger before McCarron gets drafted and cashes that sweet sweet NFL paycheck).
Katherine became the star of last night’s BCS title game when ESPN play-by-play announcer, Brent Musberger, and color commentator, Kirk Herbstriet, fell in love with Webb while calling the game.
You can literally hear Brent Musberger’s erection through the TV screen.
Webb’s night wasn’t over after the game, though. Webb left the stadium to find that not only did her Twitter page gain more than 100,000 followers, but she also caught the eye of some NFL players lookin’ for a “chill sesh.”
@_KatherineWebb aye u going to king of diamonds Monday after game?
FYI: King of Diamonds is a strip club in Miami. I’m sorry, what I meant to say is, King of Diamonds is a strip club in Miami that has a 5 star rating on Yelp. Which makes sense since Darnell Dockett loves strip clubs but isn’t willing to compromise on quality.
Anyways, Katherine, for some reason, didn’t immediately bite on Darnell’s advances so he decided to up his game:
Aye @_KatherineWebb hit me (240) xxx-xxxx when game over, lets go to wing stop then King of diamond,
Because there is only one thing more classy than a night at a Yelp-5-star-rated strip club and that is a night at a Yelp-5-star-rated strip club that involves a night-cap at chicken wing restaurant.
Darnell then tweeted this:
Shit that was suppose to be DM!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) January 8, 2013
Oops! Awkward misstep for a professional athlete but not totally embarrassing. Darnell could have escaped the night without causing too much of a stir in the Twitter-verse. All he had to do was walk away. Well, he didn’t. Instead, Dockett went on some sort of weird Twitter rampage.
First he tweeted this:
Y’all think I don’t know how to erase a DM? and y’all think I’m embarrassed ? y’all really don’tknow me?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) January 8, 2013
And then this:
RT @10ajmccarron: @ddockett and talk to them & tell them to get me & I will come help y’all!–only if “Our” girl @_katherinewebb wear #90
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) January 8, 2013
And this:
RT @dictatednotread: @ddockett got this girl to 120k followers tho. Lmao—– And @10ajmccarron wont even say thank you. So ungrateful.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) January 8, 2013
And suma this:
Aye babe I know I know.@_katherinewebb ill be there shortly! lockerz.com/s/275364265
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) January 8, 2013
And ended the rampage with this:
I was always taught to share your blessings! #goodmorning lockerz.com/s/275426714
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) January 8, 2013
So what did Katherine have to say about Darnell’s advances? Nothing. The Alabama beauty has only tweeted once since the game:
So extremely blessed… @10ajmccarron. Congrats to Alabama and making history! #BCSChamps
— Katherine Webb (@_KatherineWebb) January 8, 2013
Sorry Darnell! Chin up though! There are more fish in the sea… or in your case more strippers at a Buffalo Wild Wings!
UPDATE: ESPN has since apologized for Musburger’s ‘rant’ on Katherine Webb:
We always try to capture interesting storylines and the relationship between an Auburn grad who is Miss Alabama and the current Alabama quarterback certainly met that test. However, we apologize that the commentary in this instance went too far and Brent understands that.
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .
Comments
QB’s Hot GF, Star of BCS Title Game, is Asked to Strip Club by NFL Player