Survivor Caramoan has elected their winner as John Cochran. So, who’s the guy behind the “survivor”? What’s Cochran all about? Look no further… Heeeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!
1. Cochran Is A Basket-Case
Hey, whatever works, right?
2. He Sticks Up For Survivor Fans
Way to take a stand against cyber-bullying Survivor fans, John! It definitely makes sense since he’s a self-professed “super fan”.
Instead of tweeting absurdly nasty stuff to @meehand, why not try tweeting positive stuff about Brenda? Strikes me as the healthier choice.
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) May 10, 2013
He’s all about positivity, folks.
3. What He’s Going To Do With The One-Million.
US Weekly reveals, “I kind of want to get a Segway, as lame as that is,” he told The Hollywood Reporter of how he’d spend his $1 million check. “I don’t know how often I’d use it, but I’d like to just ride around on one. Even if it’s just doing circles in my living room.” He also mentioned sinking some money into a new apartment and “a lot of wireless gizmos and stuff.”
Well, he definitely has a sense of humor to go with that million-dollar paycheck.
If you give me a straw wrapped in paper, you BETTER BELIEVE that paper’s gonna be a twisted, tattered, knotted mess within five minutes.
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) April 27, 2013
I get a secret thrill from not pressing the “Door Close” button on the elevator when the judgmental eyes of others are begging me to push it
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) April 16, 2013
Yes, I can eat grubs, shipworm, embryonic duck, and pig brains faster than anyone else. Now accepting girlfriend applications.
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) April 4, 2013
Yes. For those ladies out there craving a little funny in your man, Cochran is single. But, be sure that you carry the funny gene as well or no dice. He’s also very family-oriented, so you may want to take that into account.
4. Cochran Is As Modest As They Come
Yes, I’m quite aware that it’s all downhill from here for me.
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) May 13, 2013
One million dollars richer, and unlike some reality stars who let fame go to their heads, Johnny boy shows a refreshing attitude of modesty.
He’s also quite accomplished, living in D.C. as a Harvard law student and playing guitar in his spare time.
5. He’s A Twitter-Aholic
I interrupt far too many of my conversations these days just to say “that could be a tweet!”
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) April 9, 2013
An addiction adopted by many.
Cheers to John and his Survivor achievement.
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