Lana Scolaro: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

It’s the photo that’s dominating tabloid headlines today. Married man and Miley Cyrus dance partner Robin Thicke appears to grab that ass of one Lana Scolaro at New York’s 1Oak club during a post-VMAs party.

Who’s the so-called “socialite” whose butt is behind all the fuss? Here’s what you need to know about his Paris Hilton wannabe Lana Scolaro:

1. She’s a ‘New York Socialite’

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The Daily Mail has reported that she is a “New York student and socialite.”

Though additional digging indicates that she’s originally from London.

Despite her socialite label, we could only find one appearance that she made on London’s social scene, attending the birthday party of Ayesha Shand, daughter of French actress Clio Goldsmith (above).

2. She Calls Herself ‘The Other God’

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With her birthday on December 27, Scolaro referred to herself as “the other God” in a tweet wishing her followers happy holidays.

3. She Has Never Worked a Day in Her Life

Her LinkedIn page indicates a complete lack of working experience:

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And her Instagram profile is full of photos and videos of her on vacation in sunny locales.

4. Her Boobs Got Bigger in 2012

She’s been quiet on Twitter since July, but updated her Twitter followers in 2012 about her physical developments:

But she maintains a heavy online presence, this is from her now-deleted Facebook page:

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5. Robin’s Wife Paula Patton Has Not Responded

Who’d he rather? “Socialite” Lana Scolaro (left) or longtime wife, mother of his child and famous actress Paula Patton.

Robin Thicke is married to 37-year-old bombshell actress Paula Patton. They’ve been together since their teens. The couple were spotted together with their son Julian, 3, in Miami on Wednesday.

In the wake of Robin’s controversial performance with Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, Paula dispelled any thought that she was jealous or upset.

But how will Patton feel about his off-stage antics?