34 Best Funny Christmas Cards: Your Ultimate List

If you want to keep your Christmas cards neat, minimalist, and entertaining, then this 10-pack of Fun Christmas Pun cards is a great option for spreading holiday cheer. Each card features some unique wordplay and you will get 10 unique designs in a pack.

They all simply say “Merry Christmas” inside, leaving you plenty of room to write your own message. This card set comes with envelopes to ship your cards out but they are smaller than normal Christmas cards so don’t buy these if you usually include an essay in your cards.

Christmastime is time to find out just what you would give for a silent night. This hilarious card reimagines a classic Christmas carol as an instructional mantra for parents who need a moment’s reprieve from the holiday madness.

The outside of the card simply reads, “Silent Night,” while the inside reads, “Do you hear what I hear? Merry Christmas.” These cards come in red envelopes and are pretty much appropriate for any audience. This gag is ultimately for people with kids though, so if you send it to a childless couple it can come off as kind of creepy!

This clever card is yet another comical design from the all-American printing company NobleWorks. It brings some valid concerns about Santa’s weight with the front line, “Santa, an elf is missing! We can’t find Dimples anywhere.”

On the inside, it says “Have a Merry Christmas. No ifs, ands, or butts…” If this design isn’t exactly to your liking, there are alternate prints on the same Amazon listing with some different flavors of funny. No matter which design you choose, it will come with an appropriate amount of envelopes so you can send these cards out as quick as possible.

These are the kind of lightly funny, kind-hearted cards that are perfect for sending to your more conservative friends and family members. Each box contains an assortment of 24 different cards, pulling from eight different designs, so you’ll get three of each design in every box. Many of these designs feature misbehaving reindeer who are too busy with their smartphones to do what Santa wants them to do. One nice perk about this set of cards is that you get 25 envelopes for 24 cards, so if you make a mistake addressing one envelope, you’ve got an extra.

This bulk pack of holiday cards is a great way to spread some Christmas cheer on a budget. It comes with 48 cards that feature 6 different adult beverage-themed designs. That’s 8 cards of each design plus included envelopes for mailing them all out.

Each card is front-loaded with a clever pun like “Gin-gle all the way,” or “Hoppy Holidays.” Each card has a blank interior panel you have plenty of room to add your own holiday well wishes. Note that these are slightly smaller than standard Christmas cards.

These hilarious hipster Christmas cards are perfect for the hipsters in your social circle. They come in a set of 12 cards, with three total designs available. You get four of each card design in the set of 12. Red envelopes are included so you can drop these in the mail as soon as you grab some stamps.

Cat lovers will flip for this hilarious gag card that may or may not be based on a true story. This cat may have just found its way to the naughty list, but hopefully your friends and family haven’t. This pack comes with 12 cards and envelopes to send out to the ones that are still on your good side.

The inside of the card reads “Have a Merry Christmas for goodness sake,” with plenty of room to add your own thoughtful message.

This assorted box of 10 cards includes one of each of the designs pictured above. Some of these cards are definitely on the raunchy side, so take a close look at each one and make sure they won’t be objectionable to anyone on your Christmas card list. Overall, this is one of the funnier assortments we found online. If you have a more adult sense of humor, this set will definitely appeal to you and your card recipients.

Looking for a religious card that’s still funny? While this card may not appeal to those who don’t want to take the Lord’s name in vain, it’s definitely a solid choice for many folks. The interior of the card is mostly blank, save for a “Season’s Greetings”, so you have plenty of room to write a personal note to your recipient. This set comes with high-quality red envelopes for mailing.

These saucy Christmas cards are perfect for those who like their Christmas cheer tempered with a side of Christmas sarcasm or Christmas grumpiness. Each box includes one of 10 different designs, along with 12 total envelopes, in case you make a mistake when addressing the cards. These cards are funny, but a couple of them use naughty language or innuendo, so if you’re looking for a funny-yet-clean Christmas card, this is probably not the best option for you.

This is a card that will resonate with any frequent Amazon shopper. The front of the card reads: “The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes Amazon Prime soon would be there.” The interior of the card reads: “Christmas is coming! Merry Christmas”. These cards ship in sets of 12 (all the same design) and include white envelopes for mailing.

Looking for a Christmas card that will appeal to your fellow Star Wars fans? This cute card features Yoda, along with some “Yoda speak” greetings. The front of the card reads, “Very good you have been. On the Nice List you are” while the interior reads, “A Merry Christmas, you are wished.” This card ships with a perfectly sized, perfectly festive red envelope. We like this design a lot, but due to the somewhat high price of each individual card, this may be a better option for those with a relatively small Christmas card list. That being said, if you’re a die-hard Star Wars fan, you may be perfectly happy with the price of this funny design.

Not your taste? Check out our guide to the best cute Christmas cards to see some great alternatives.

Have modern lifestyle choices usurped Christmas tradition? Ask Santa, who is more than upset to receive diet food instead of the traditional milk and cookies by the fireplace. The exterior of this card reads, “Rice cakes?! I guess somebody only wants educational toys this year!”

The inside reads, “Screw the diet and have a Merry Christmas.” The takeaway? Treat Santa the way you want to be treated. Likewise, treat your friends to a laugh by sending this card out to them in one of the included red envelopes. This card is full-size and made from thick recycled card stock.

Happy Holidays is more than a politically correct greeting for the season. This simple phrase reflects the mounting anxiety that begins as early as Halloween and snowballs as one holiday comes right after the next straight into the new year.

This humorous card reflects that insanity and with only two words on the inside, “Merry Everything,” it quaintly sums up why your friends and family haven’t heard from you in three months. These full-size holiday cards come with an envelope to mail them out before the year’s end. And these don’t stretch into Valentine’s Day so send them out sooner than later.

What’s that out in the driveway? Nothing! Same as every year. This 12 pack of cards are perfect to send to the folks you’re used to disappointing. The outside reads, “The car is a rental, but you can keep the bow. I just wanted to annoy the neighbors.”

The inside reads, “Hope your Christmas is full of disappointments surprises this year.” Whether you choose to disappoint or surprise is ultimately up to you, but until you do one or the other, you leave your friends in a Quantum state of Christmas cheer. These cards come with red envelopes and are printed on quality card stock.

This design is funny, and perfect for those who have a lot of cat lovers on their Christmas card list. It’s also perfect for anyone who feels chronically stressed out during the hectic holiday season. The interior of the card reads: “Hope your holidays are a knockout. Merry Christmas”. These cards come in boxes of 12 cards and come with festive red envelopes. NobleWorks has a couple of additional funny Xmas cards design that will appeal to cat lovers, including this funny “holiday returns” style.

Dog lovers will roll over with laughter over your comical canine Christmas cards this year. With 8 different designs included in this 16-pack of cards, you can match specific designs to different people on your list.

Each card has its own funny quip on the front and interior panel. The box set includes a matching amount of envelopes to send out as well. These cards all feature simple and clean humor that is appropriate for any recipient.

A little dirty humor is always a fun way to make your Christmas card stand out, as long as you don’t send it to the wrong people. This 12-pack of cards includes enough cards to send out to your most mature friends and family.

This is not likely to be a good card to send to Grandma, unless she was the one who you taught you that the magic words were “now b*tch” in the first place. The inside offers a warm greeting to match. It reads, “Hope your Christmas is all magic.” These cards come with envelopes and come fully uncensored.

Christmas can make even the most level-headed person start to feel a little crazy. This pack of cards depicting the Mental Christmas Choir makes that ever so clear, as it draws a comical parallel between a classic Christmas song and insane ramblings. The outside of the card reads, “Do You Hear What I Hear?” while the inside of the card reads, “Go crazy, it’s Christmastime!”

This pack of 12 cards comes with red envelopes. Just make sure you don’t send them out to your cousin Anne with dementia.

“Hello, My Name Is ___ And I Want To Wish You A Merry Christmas,” reads the inside of this comical card, which psychoanalyzes some of the most fragile personalities of the holiday times. With a front cover depicting the Santa who doesn’t believe in himself, Frosty the self-identified bipolar snowman, Rudolf the outcast reindeer, and an elf stuck in a dead-end job, this card makes the reality of things a little bit more relatable.

This 12-pack of cards is printed on high-quality card stock. The box of cards come with 12 red envelopes to complete the package.

This hilarious card features Santa and a couple of elves and reindeer in the hot tub, with a floating hat, corn cob pipe, and buttons, with Santa saying “Who’s idea was it to invite Frosty to the hot tub?” This extra-large card measures 8.5″ x 11″.

This silly card has a vintage style ad for a special medication called “Giving A Sh*t” that cures Christmas Music Mania, Gift Buying Panic, or Seasonal Family Dysfunction Disorder! Don’t send this one to Grandma.

This box set of 24 cards contains 3 cards each of 8 funny holiday cards. The cards include a reindeer sticking his tongue to the frozen north pole, reindeer hanging out on top of a house looking at their cell phones, Santa taking a selfie, Santa getting hit by a tree, a reindeer eating a snowman’s carrot nose, Santa trying to make a snow angel, Santa losing his pants in the chimney, and reindeer getting covered by snow as a plow drives by.

This card may take a minute to sink in but it is sure to get some laughs. It has Comet the reindeer looking depressed, while the other reindeers say “What’s wrong with Comet” and answer “His wife snuck off to Vegas and blew 50 bucks” This set comes with one dozen of these funny cards.

NobleWorks makes some of the funniest cards out there. This Christmas set contains 10 funny and silly cards. These include reindeer commenting on how Santa’s outfit is “so yesterday,” reindeer commenting on how Santa can’t drink any more beer because he’s the designated driver, the suggestion box at the elves’ workshop going straight to Santa’s fireplace, and more.

This card is probably the funniest, and the most inappropriate, on this list. It is a Christmas portrait of Mistletoe, cousin to Camel Toe. Careful, this one will get you on the naughty list.

This assortment of 5 cards from Hallmark is silly and funny. It features a donut singing O Holey Night, “Got you something for Christmas – This card”, a dog writing a funny Christmas poem, The difference between how much you are loved on Christmas vs every day (You get a card), and a fish admiring his Christmas decor saying “I feel bad about having to poop in here.”

This set contains a dozen prints of this funny dog-themed card. It has a short dog and a tall dog on it, with the tall dog commenting on how cold his paws are. The short dog, buried past his legs in snow, says “I wish that was my only problem!”

This Nobleworks Xmas card is great for a meme enthusiast, as this little girl standing in front of a fire may look familiar. This card features a diabolical-looking girl standing in front of a burning house saying “Santa gave me coal for Christmas… I used it.”

This funny and inappropriate card features “Christmas Carols For The Mentally Unbalanced” including Schizophrenia (Do you hear what I hear?), Dementia (I think I’ll be home for Christmas), Paranoid (Santa Claus is coming to town to get me) and more.

This is a boxed set of 12 cards and is great for all your Facebook-obsessed friends and relatives. The cards feature a Facebook exchange between the reindeer making fun of Santa’s weight, while Santa reads it and says “Heads will roll.”

This is a pack of 12 cards, which are blank on the inside. The outside has an illustration of a disappointed Santa saying “Rice cakes?! I guess somebody only wants educational toys this year!” The inside is blank, making them easy to fill with a custom, heartfelt message.

Not only is this card quite cheeky but it comes in a 16-pack, so you can share it far and wide. It has a picture of a little kid sticking his tongue out to catch snow, while two birds sit on a branch overhead and one bird says to the other “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

This is a great card for pun lovers. The front has an image of a cat named Bob, who is jingling bells on his tail. The inside reads “Bells on Bob’s tail ring.”