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Man Avoids Assassination Attempt and Remains Chill in Coolness


Duuuuude, you totally almost got assassinated. Few people would remain as chill as this man after finding out that their spouse had hired a hitman to take them out. Not only does this guy brush the whole thing off his shoulder like it was just some ex-wife hi-jinks, he even criticizes her for her poor choice of hitman recruiting.

She should’ve took somebody from out of town… Chicago or New York… you get what you pay for.”

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Few people would be this chill if they had a bounty on their head. Get this man a beer.