Boston Cream Thigh … Ben & Jerry’s Sues Pants Off Porn Peddlers

A hardcorn-porn video outlet called Ben & Cherry’s has been hilariously ripping off the names of Ben & Jerry’s flavors — and now the humorless hippies behind the ice cream juggernaut are taking the smut peddlers to court.

Get a load of these XXX titles:

Boston Cream Thigh (Boston Cream Pie)
New York Fat & Chunky (New York Super Fudge Chunk)
Peanut Butter D-Cup (Peanut Butter Cup)

Awesome!

These dairy douchebags at Ben & Jerry’s have it all wrong. Watching a porno flick named after one of their flavors will only make us want to eat MORE ice cream. Consider it free advertising. I cream, you cream, we all cream for ice cream.