Robert Pattinson Takes Back Kristen Stewart, Forgives Her for Banging that Director

Let the children rejoice — Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, who tweens swore they’d never forgive for screwing around on him with a married director — are apparently an item again, just in time to promote the last flick in the never-ending series.

Pattinson and Stewart, who famously split up when paparazzi caught her canoodling with her married “Snow White” film director Rupert Sanders, apparently cried it out. Pattinson — being that sensitive guy all the young girls swoon over — is giving her another chance, reports the Daily Mail.

So the lovebirds are moving to a secret little love nest in Los Angeles, where they’ll snuggle up and live happily ever after, which in Hollywood language roughly means until someone better…or richer…or more powerful…or more career building comes along.

Of course, she knows her wimpy boyfriend all too well — earlier this month, she told reporters the pair is “totally fine” about appearing together in November to promote The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2. Either that or she knows that the tween fans just won’t buy a coupling on screen between a couple that’s not coupling in real life.

Wonder, though, what he thinks about her taking her boobs “On the Road” for her big threesome scene in her next non-Twilight flick, though?