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New York Post David Petraeus Affair Cover is the Best Thing Ever

Oh, New York Post, this is why you exist. When the director of the CIA, David Petraeus, has an affair, we need you to make terrible spy puns. The New York Post wins the day. They win the whole affair. I don’t think anyone will beat this. Well done, all around.

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Wherever there is a public official having an affair, the Post will be there ... and with terrible puns. Bless you, New York Post.