State of the Union Reaction: The Tweets You Need to Read

On floor of house waitin on "Kommandant-In-Chef"… the Socialistic dictator who's been feeding US a line or is it "A-Lying?"

— Randy Weber (@TXRandy14) January 29, 2014

#sotu The head of the administration that cannot build a website enters into the gallery of thieves that applaud him for it

— Inger Eberhart (@Hunter7Taylor) January 29, 2014

Do they have "seat fillers" like they do at the Oscars? #SOTU

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) January 29, 2014

I have to say @BarackObama can read a teleprompter better than any other president in history. #POTUS #SOTU

— Wickedshrapnel (@wickedshrapnel) January 29, 2014

You can tell the room's divided when literally the left half of the room stands up, and the right side stays sitting #SOTU

— HiBoy (@HiboyMC1) January 29, 2014

"It is time to do away with workplace policies that belong in a Mad Men episode" #SOTU #amen #workrevolution

— Jessica Lawrence (@jessicalawrence) January 29, 2014

they 100% put this pizza guy in there so they could make the "making more dough making dough" joke, guaranteed #sotu

— David Philip Graham (@ultradavid) January 29, 2014

Mom jokes are the best. Admit it. You know I'm right. #sotu

— The Fix (@TheFix) January 29, 2014

President Obama’s #SOTU would be so much more badass if he delivered it from the Iron Throne. #SOTU

— Ben Parr (@benparr) January 29, 2014

Hey NBA players, all you have to do to get invited to the #SOTU is come out of the closet.

— Ted Alexandro (@tedalexandro) January 29, 2014

"i propose sending a note to iran that says 'friendz? check yes or no.'" – barack obama

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) January 29, 2014

Scandal! Did Obama say “Mali”? Or “molly”? (Or “Miley”?) #homophonetruthnow #warsnotdrugs

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) January 29, 2014