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CHART: Microsoft’s Internet Explorer is Murdering Americans

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As you can see above, the chart clearly states that as Microsoft’s Internet Explorer’s market share fell, so did the murder rate. There is only one possible conclusion: Internet Explorer is murdering people! This menace must be stopped! Soylent Green is people!

On a serious note, this is a nice reminder that correlation does not equal causation.

Or put another way, climate change is not caused by the decline of pirates, no matter what the pastafarians say. Yargh.

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What exactly are they up to at Microsoft's headquarters? Is Bill Gates eating people? Maybe that's why he had to retire, not enough people to eat through IE.