D-bag Dane Cook Makes ‘Just Shoot Me’ Joke About Massacre

UPDATE: D-bag tweets BS apology.

Professional dickhead and standup comedian Dane Cook thinks it’s cute to crack jokes about the Dark Knight Rises Massacre that killed 12 people.

Hey, if rape jokes worked out so well for Tosh, why not broach the whole mass-murder-that-took-place-one-week-ago thing, right Dane? Push the envelope.

Cook made the jokes last night at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles, and DailyCaller.com has the footage.

Dane jokes that the movie The Dark Knight Rises was so bad that 25 minutes into it (when madman James Holmes opened fire on the crowd in Aurora, Colorado) someone “was probably like, ugh, just f***ing shoot me.”