Playboy names UVA Top Party School; School Demands Recount!

University of Virginia fancies itself one of the top academic state schools in the nation.

But Playboy thinks it’s the best place to get wasted and laid.

Appalled, school officials are mounting a formal protest. “We are demanding a recount,” Playboy Names UVA Top Party School; School Demands Recount told NBC, while another spokesperson said “It’s far more important for the university to be known for our academic achievements in teaching and research.”

Some people can’t take a compliment.

Playboy, which bases its rankings on three criteria: sex, sports and nightlife, defended its math: “The Cavaliers placed an uninspiring 16th in sports but more than made up for it in nightlife and sex, finishing number three and number two, respectively.”

All we heard is that UVA is Second in Sex. Maybe they’ll put that in the brochures.

Playboy’s top 10 party schools 2012:
1. University of Virginia
2. University of Southern California
3. University of Florida
4. University of Texas
5. University of Wisconsin
6. University of Georgia
7. Vanderbilt
8. Tulane
9. Texas Christian
10. Ohio State