Abe Lincoln Slays Bloodsucking Vampires in 8-Bit

Four score and seven years ago Abe Lincoln kicked some 8-bit vampire ass. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter could end up sucking dog feet and Freddie Wong’s fictional 8-bit video game would still make up for it.

Conan Makes a Mockery of Abraham Lincoln

Conan tarnishes our nation’s 16th President when he visits the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum and proceeds to mock everything he can. It’s 100% jackassery courtesy of Team Coco.