A stripper, a petty pot dealer and two kids try to smuggle a shipment of drugs across the border from Mexico, what could go wrong?
There’s only one thing Nick Offerman loves more than woodworking and bacon – reading the tweets of young female celebrities.
Alison Brie lights a bowl out of Nick’s butt crack. No, I’m not even joking.
We sit down with the deadpan, ‘stashe-fashioning comedian who calls himself a sissy, loves to break-dance and rap, and digs himself some Yiddish.
“When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” – Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson
The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with stripping ninjas and haunted houses singing Korean pop songs.
How to grow a mustache: be a man.
When it comes to bacon, there is no higher authority than Ron Swanson. He’ll get us through this bacon shortage.
What? NO! Anything, but bacon! Take me instead, Lord! Take me instead. Just leave the bacon alone. It never hurt anyone.
Nick Offerman offers some meta thoughts on bacon with his bongos. It’s deep and crispy, ya dig?