15 Best Weed Hoodies: The Ultimate List

Love dabbing? Why not announce it to the world? This Cybertela Dabber Hoodie will help you do just that — in style.

The Dabber Hoodie features a marijuana leaf graphic emblazoned within a drop graphic, clearly symbolizing your love of oil.

Below the graphics, it reads, unambiguously, “DABBER.”

This hoodie leaves zero confusion about whether or not you enjoy dabs. It’s basically a walking advertisement for the practice of dabbing.

If you’re this serious of a dabber, you obviously already own a sweet dab rig. But if you’re looking to add to your collection of rigs, check out the best dab rigs you can buy online.

They’d all go perfectly with your new Dabber hoodie, which is available in several colors. It’s also machine washable (which is perfect — dabbers love convenience).

Customers love the material, which has that perfect hoodie heft: not too thick, but plenty warm and cozy. That coziness is probably thanks to the cotton-polyester blend. It’s available in sizes small to XXXL, but you’ll want to refer to the company’s sizing chart when ordering your size. (Their sizing is different from Amazon’s, according to the product information.)

This “HealTHCare” Hoodie is a wonderful conversation starter. Because it’s definitely making a statement. But what is that statement?

Is it,

A) We have terrible healthcare in this country?

B) THC is better than traditional Western medicine?

or

C) Cannabis is an important part of your integrated holistic self-care routine?

Maybe it’s D — all of the above.

Get the conversation started with this witty hoodie. Nobody can argue with this hoodie, because it’s true: You can’t spell healthcare without THC.

This Herbivore hoodie stands out because it will make people wonder whether you’re a vegan or stoner. (Herbivore technically means one who eats plants, but people might get the idea. Or they might just hand you tofu.)

This fleecy, pill-resistant 50% cotton/50% polyester blend can be tossed into the wash. It’s available in sizes small to XXL. Plus, you can choose from nine colors.

The Smokey The Bear Hoodie stands out because it features the iconic Smokey the Bear. Smokey is best known for telling us how to prevent forest fires, but he also has a pretty cool name. (At least, it’s a much more fortunate name than that other famous bear, who’s known as Pooh.)

On this hoodie, Smokey is divulging a different lesson: “Keep it Green,” he says. This could apply to forests (keep them green, by preventing forest fires), as well as what you’re smoking. Either way, it’s solid advice. 

This Purple Kush hoodie is a great way to show everyone your favorite strain. (That’s a smart move: This way, they’ll know what to give you for your birthday. It might not be subtle, but it’s a great way to make your strain preferences known every time you don your favorite hoodie.)

If Purple Kush is your favorite strain, I’d like to virtually high-five you. It’s my favorite, too. Seriously. Check out my Instagram to see a Purple Kush plant flowering in my backyard.

Purple Kush isn’t just a beautiful plant. (The buds and leaves display stunningly beautiful dark purple hues, when grown correctly.) It’s also one of the most medicinal strains you can find in most dispensaries today.

In the modern marijuana industry, it’s uncommon to find either a pure sativa or a pure indica. Most strains are, to varying degrees, a hybrid, incorporating characteristics of both indica and sativa strains.

But Purple Kush is different. It’s 100% indica.

Purple Kush is an incredible strain. It’s particularly great for anyone who needs help sleeping, or who needs pain relief.

This hoodie is made from pre-shrunk fleece, a 50% cotton/50% polyester blend. It’s available in sizes small to XXXL, and comes in six different colors. Plus, it has double-needle sleeves and hems.

This hoodie stands out because of its unapologetic anger towards Big Pharma.

If you’re wondering why someone might be angry at Big Pharma, check out this story about Martin Shkreli, a pharma CEO who gained infamy in 2015 for hiking the price of a life-saving HIV drug by 500 percent. While Shkreli’s story grabbed the national attention, the gist of the story — about drug companies where basic human decency is notably absent — is all too common. 

Get the conversation started with this hoodie.

Celebrating 420 is great. The day comes only once a year, but the time (4:20) happens every day. Or twice a day, if you’re a night owl.

Now you can celebrate 420 all day long, with this hoodie.

It’s available in sizes small to XXXL, and comes in eight colors. It’s machine washable, thanks to the 50/50 cotton-polyester blend. All of its seams have been double-stitched, to ensure the garment stays in great shape for many 420s to come. 

This is the perfect hoodie for letting everyone know what kind of strains you enjoy most. If you’re hoping everyone will only offer you indica joints, this is a great way to let them know. Get this as a gift for that friend who loves weed — but says sativa strains give her anxiety.

This Galaxy-Within-A-Pot-Leaf Hoodie stands out because it confirms that the entire galaxy can exist in one marijuana leaf. 

This makes the perfect gift for the psychedelic stoner who loves stargazing. 

If you look hard enough at this giant pot leaf on the front of the hoodie, you can practically see the Milky Way. Or Mercury going into retrograde. 

It comes in several colors, including bright hues like pink and green.

These hoodies are designed and printed in the U.S. They’re available in sizes small to 5XL, making them a great option for anyone who loves getting stoned and seeing stars.

This is machine washable and made from a cotton-polyester blend. 

Are you loud and proud about your cannabis use? Get this hoodie to prove it.

This unisex hoodie is made in the USA. It’s thicker than some hoodies, so it will keep you both warm *and* loud.

This Love Weed Hoodie stands out because it’s a classic design, with a twist. (The “O” in “love” is replaced with a pot leaf.)

This comes in 5 colors. The green pot leaf may stand out more against certain colors. (It really pops on the yellow hoodie.)

This Love Weed Hoodie stands out because it’s a classic design, with a twist. (The “O” in “love” is replaced with a pot leaf.)

This is exactly the same as the hoodie above, except it’s available in “girly” colors, like red and pink. And black. Apparently, black hoodies appeal to both genders.

Like the men’s version, this comes in 5 colors. The green pot leaf may stand out more against certain colors. (It really pops on the red and pink versions.)

This “Faded” Hoodie stands out because it’s slightly less obvious. The pot leaves aren’t as large (they’re contained within the font of the word “FADED.”) Plus, the word “faded” itself is slightly coded stoner lingo — so you can share a knowing wink with a fellow stoner across the coffee shop, but it’s not like every single person you pass on the street will immediately know you’re a stoner.

Unless they look closely — and notice the pot leaves within the letters.

The nuance makes this hoodie pretty hip.

This is available in sizes small to XXL. Choose from black, white, or gray backgrounds. (The pot leaves really pop the most against the black fabric.)

Thanks to its cotton-polyester blend, this is machine-washable. Plus, it’s pre-shrunk, so you can trust your beloved Faded hoodie won’t be pint-size when you take it out of the dryer.

This Dreadlock Rasta Lion Hoodie stands out because it does not feature any cannabis leaves or words — but it will immediately tell everyone that you love marijuana.

The lion has dreadlocks and is wearing headphones, so she’s obviously a stoner. Beyond that, this hoodie can inspire deep questions, like “What is that lion listening to?” Everyone assumes it’s reggae. But it could be classical. Or even a podcast. 

Basically, this hoodie is a conversation starter. Someone might want to talk to you about trophy game hunting. Or endangered animals. Or headphones.

This is made from 100% cotton. It’s machine washable, but should be tumble dried only at low heat. It’s available in sizes small to XXXL.

This “Weed Girl” Hoodie stands out because it’s designed specifically for women who smoke weed. It comes in several colors (none of which are pink). It’s made from a cotton-poly blend, and its a traditional pullover style.