Zero Percent of African-Americans Support Mitt Romney: New Poll Says

According to a new Wall Street Journal/NBC poll, Mitt Romney has zero percent support among African-Americans.

Zero percent.

0.

Nada.

Wow. That is hilarious.

The poll measured Barack Obama with four point national lead heading into convention season, but it’s when you really get into the number breakdowns that things get interesting. Obama still has commanding leads among his base. Obama leads Romney among female voters 51 percent to 41 percent, among voters under 35-years old 52 percent to 41 percent, among Latino voters by a 2-to-1 margin, and among black voters 94 percent to 0 percent.

Okay, so there’s room for Romney to get up to 6 percent among African-American voters, but right now he’s at zero, which is perplexing because how could Mitt Romney possibly be having a problem relating to black voters?

Who let the dogs out? Well, it certainly wasn’t Mitt. We know he likes them locked up and on the roof of the car.

Zero percent.

This just in: We now have 100% confirmation that Mitt Romney is indeed the whitest man on Earth. Take a bow there, Mittens.