Mystikal: I’ll Just Do Porn If This Rap Thing Doesn’t Work

Gotta love a man with a plan, and New Orleans rapper Mystikal says he’s got a good one: If his latest album doesn’t have a big hit, he’s turning to porn.

This doesn’t mean Mystikal is planning to pull a Kanye West and be on some “leaked” sex tape. He told TMZ he’ll give music just one more shot before he drops his pants and turns to a career in the sex industry.

The rapper said he needs to be sure money is coming in, and he’s got one more thing that he’s good at — and that’s good old fashioned dirty, filthy sex. After all, he was behind bars in a Louisiana prison for six years after he forced his hairstylist to perform sex acts on him.

Mystikal, whose real name is Michael Tyler, was released from prison in 2010, but returned to jail for a short period this year following a misdemeanor domestic abuse battery charge.

But the rapper says his experiences with the hairdresser aren’t how he got his experience. He won a AVN award in 2003 for a porn flick he made, although he doesn’t get down to business in it.

And unlike Kanye, Mystikal doesn’t want a Kim Kardashian look-alike in his first flick. He’s got his eye on another pint-sized booti-ful babe, Pinky, who unlike Ms. K, is already established in the industry. But Mystikal thinks he can take on the challenge.

“She’s a bad bitch. I would take her down in a second.”