Joran Van Der Sloot Knocks Knocks Up Girl While in Peruvian Prison

Joran Van Der Sloot has somehow managed to defy the odds and not only got laid while in a Peruvian prison, but impregnated the girl who offered up the conjugal sex.

Joran Van Der Sloot

Van Der Sloot first entered the headlines back in 2005 as a prime suspect in the disappearance of teenager Natalie Holloway, and later entered the dirtbag hall of fame after being arrested in Peru for the murder of Stephany Flores in 2010. Van Der Sloot was sentenced to 28 years in the Peruvian prison system, but it seems even the steel bars of a South American prison haven’t stopped him from getting the nookie.

Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf is reporting through Van Der Sloot’s lawyer that a pregnancy test has confirmed a woman known as Leydi Figueroa Uceda is in the fourth month of pregnancy. The murderer-banging woman was said to have become close with Van Der Sloot last year and became pregnant during an unsupervised visit. There’s no DNA proof yet that the unborn child is Van Der Sloot’s, but he believes himself to be the father.

The most f’ed up part of this story however, upon learning of her pregnancy, the woman refused to have an abortion due to her Catholic faith. So sleeping with a convicted murder currently in prison – is okay? Terminating his demon seed from spreading – not okay?

Still wanted by US authorities for extorting money from the Holloway family, he may resist extradition to the US if becomes the father of a Peruvian child and obtains Peruvian nationality.

Via HuffPost


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