Student Spikes Teacher’s Coffee with Ass-Enlarging GluteBoost Pills

A student apparently unsatisfied with the size of his 61-year-old teacher’s ass spiked her coffee with GluteBoost, the “most powerful all natural buttocks enhancement supplement available.”

Ellen Vick, a teacher of “CTE Family & Consumer” at Independence High School in Charlotte, North Carolina, reported the prank to police, CBS reports.

The student has been disciplined, according to officials.

There’s no word on whether the ass supplement worked.