Bunny Ranch ‘Pimpmaster’ Dennis Hof Sues Hooker for Half Her Take

In the old days, pimps used to say they were actually Indians – they were members of the “Slapaho” tribe.

Okay, that’s an old joke. But these days, when there’s lots of money involved, and you’re working somewhere that hookers are legal, you don’t slap the girl, you sue her. And that’s what’s happening at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch out in Nevada, where one of the girls has been holding out big time on her pimp.

And he ain’t taking that lying down, reports TMZ. Dennis Hof, who brags that he’s the “Pimpmaster General of America” is suing one of the hookers, Jimi Lynn.

There’s gotta be honor somewhere in business … good hookers are working girls, not thieves. Could you imagine a hooker stealing from you? It’s unimaginable.

Seems she signed some kind of whore deal where she’d pay Dennis half the cash she made every day, plus another $25 and half of the gifts any smitten John gave her.

Jimi, though, tried to screw the pimp too, he says in his lawsuit. He claims an upset customer complained he’s been showering Jimi with gifts and cash for years and she was pumping him for more money.

So he didn’t just pay her for her services, but he took her on trips to Tahiti, Jamaica and Bora Bora and he bought her Chanel purses, diamond bracelets and pearl earrings (the real ones, not the, well, you know). And he spent more than $300,000 on her.

But Hof says Jimi held out on him and didn’t report any of the gifts, so he wants a judge to order her to pay half.