On the scale of things that New Yorkers hate, traffic ranks number 2 right above Boston and right below being kind to strangers asking for help. New York is notorious for it’s traffic and is subject to hellish gridlock whenever a major event/political figure comes to town. This is magnified whenever the UN general council meets.
Here are 10 people who are pissed at the United Nations for causing traffic:
This Week’s Fkn NYC UN Traffic can Go Eat My Ass !!! These Dipshyt World Leaders are here talking World Peace by causing Major Fkn Road Rage
— Tom. M (@silverblackjack) September 27, 2012
Seriously fuck the UN and all this goddamn traffic in midtown. I got places to go
— Jenn-Jenn (@jennyjujubee) September 27, 2012
Dear UN I have to pee. Don’t make me sit in traffic. Just got out of the tunnel
— Zev Sibony(@Z_Sibony) September 27, 2012
Ugh. I hate traffic. If this is the UN’s fault, I’m going to start World War III
— Yoela Koplow (@Yodeleh1017) September 27, 2012
Fuck the president and fuck the UN all they do is cause traffic, niggas need to go somewhere else with that bullshit
— WiLL (@M0nEY_L0vER) September 26, 2012
First time taking a cab to work in over a month. Got absolutely raped by UN traffic and wasted $20 #MorningTilt
— DSchec (@DSchec1) September 27, 2012
The united nations needs to get the fuck out of NYC. They’re screwing up traffic all across midtown. Arrogant assholes…
— Alexis Starobin (@kittylexy) September 25, 2012
I’m hoping that tody the UN general assembly will discuss the atrocities of NYC traffic congestion arising from the UN general assembly.
— SE Rella (@rellasue) September 27, 2012
My hatred for traffic is un-dying.
— Daniel Bramble (@Dbrambs_LJ) September 27, 2012
If this Obama UN traffic gets any worse I will vote for Romney.
— James Feinberg (@theoriginalJMF) September 25, 2012
And this lady is angry at the people who are angry…
Hey NYC people complaining about traffic issues around UN – shut up.
— Erin Way (@BluJWay33) September 27, 2012
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