Finally, America has an answer to its most burning question: Who does Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) endorse for president? The answer is President Barack Obama.
Okay, well, I think that about does it. Election over, Obama wins. After all, it would be impossible for Romney to come back from such a devastating endorsement. Remember the old saying, “As Snoop goes, so goes the nation.” He is a national treasure and our most valued political mind. Clearly, this thing has been decided. Let’s pack it up and go home.
Here’s the most Snoop-ed one’s endorsement:
[George W. Bush] fucked up for eight years so you at least gotta give [Barack Obama] eight years. He cleaned up half the shit in four years realistically. It ain’t like you gave him a clean house. Y’all gave him a house with a TV that didn’t work, the toilet was stuffed up; everything was wrong with the house. [The American people] need to give Obama four more years.
So eloquent.
Oh, Snoop, never change.
I bet Snoop disagrees with Obama’s stance on marijuana, though.