While you’re waiting in line at the polls today, enjoy the dank tepid gymnasium air you’ll be ingesting along with 200 other weirdos. Below are a few scenes from around the country, where these poor sobs are enjoying the process almost as much as you do.
![confusion](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/confusion2.jpg)
Both signs eventually lead you to the furnace in the back.
![dixieville notch, nh](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dixieville-notch-nh2.jpg)
All 10 voters from Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, gather at midnight to cast their votes. At 12:01 the orgy starts.
![doggie](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/doggie2.jpg)
Arfy, recently laid off from his job at the factory, takes his angst to the polls.
![guns](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/guns3.jpg)
Really? This was such a problem that it had to be permanently affixed to the window?
![hats](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hats3.jpg)
That kid in the red hat…not amused.
![Voting instructions are posted outside a polling station in South Boston, Massachusetts as Americans began voting in the U.S. presidential election](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/instructions2.jpg)
Before this was posted, people had just been slamming their heads against the tables, hoping to somehow make a selection.
![scary-child](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/scary-child.gif)
I have a feeling this moment was infinitely more excruciating in person.
![tripping](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tripping2.jpg)
Hahahahaha! Oh it’s funny because for once it’s not me.
![Street vendor sells merchandise featuring U.S. President Obama during U.S. presidential election outside a polling station in Tampa](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tshirts2.jpg)
Looks like some classy merchandise available here.
![ballot](http://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ballot2.jpg)
It’s illegal to photograph your ballot in many states, but oh so cool to post them on instagram.
![big bird](http://media.heavy.com/media/2012/11/big-bird.jpg)
The vote that everyone was really concerned about.