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Sunday night, February 2, at 6:30 p.m. Eastern, the Denver Broncos and the NFL’s best offense will take on the Seattle Seahawks and their league best defense, in the first-ever cold weather Super Bowl.
At 2:00 p.m., Fox will begin their pre-game coverage.
At 4:30 p.m., Fox will air Bill O’Reilly’s interview with President Obama.
At around 8:30 p.m., the Half-Time Show is likely to begin.
By 10:30 p.m., the Super Bowl will probably be over.
At 11:00 p.m., you’ll still be too drunk to fall asleep.
At 11:45 p.m. you’ll eat the rest of the leftover wings.
At 12:00 a.m. you will vomit.
At 7:45 a.m. you will wake up, and for a second you’ll think it’s Sunday morning again, and there is still the best football game of the year between you and another week at your stupid job. Then you will remember that it is Monday, and the next Super Bowl is 365 days away. Slowly, with the stoic heroism of a soldier, wounded but still marching, you will begin the process of putting on your pants.
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