Russia is so awesome. Tragic, drunken, white-trash homicides in the States always involve boring murder weapons like shovels or steak knives.
But a woman in East Siberia is accused of drunkenly strangling her elderly neighbor — with her bra!
Now we’re talking. If you have to die by strangulation, let it be at the hands of a 26-year-old chick wielding her lingerie. We daresay the geezer gurgled his last foamy breath through blue lips that were curled into a reluctant smile.
Besides, the chick had good cause. The Mirror reports that the alleged C-Cup Strangler in the town of Zakamensk was upset when the 65-year-old refused to give her and her boyfriend cash to buy more alcohol:
When he refused to lend them money, the woman punched him in the face and tried to strangle him with her hands. She then took her bra off and strangled the OAP with it, according to Russian investigators.