The “other, other woman” is going after the feds.
Sorry, Kelley, the Petraeus scandal is, like, so three months ago.
Jill Kelley has fallen down yet another rung in Tampa’s vibrant social standings, she’s now on a par with Jerramy Stevens!
Jill Kelley got another blow on the way to Popularityville, when the South Koreans dumped her from their events.
Guess you’re really nobody until you can hire Gloria Allred, are you?
You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?
The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.
Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.
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