ABC News reports that hikers in El Paso have been run-off while on a hike after stumbling across a naked caveman living among the rubble of a mountain.
Stumbling across the man while on an excursion, the unnamed man is actually a long-term resident of the area who has lived there for three years and reportedly been bathing in local public showers while surviving on recycled cans and money from blood plasma donations.
Shocked by the allegations he attacked them he counter-challenged it, saying “…Where are the pictures?” and simply wants people in the community to repent and help each other more.