Trusted love psychic Jill Dahne looks into her crystal ball and sees an anus. A tattooed anus. She tells the New Times that this taboo form of body modification is the next big thing. And to give you a glimpse of humanity’s idyllic future, the Times captured a video of a 22-year-old (“I’m twenty-two! Deuce deuces!”) simpleton visionary undergoing this advanced procedure at the just-held 17th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo. Without further ado: