READ: Funniest #TrumpBookReport Tweets

Is Trump (right) summarizing Shakespeare for Hillary Clinton at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner on Thursday? (Getty)

An odd hashtag trended heavily on Twitter Thursday — #TrumpBookReport. What’s a “Trump book report?” The hashtag originated after St. Louis, Missouri, city alderman and mayoral candidate Antonio French posted his own thoughts about Donald Trump’s performance in the final presidential debate on Wednesday night.

French compared Trump’s answers to a bad school book report, imagining how Trump might interpret a literary classic.

Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

French’s tweet was retweeted nearly 15,000 times and spawned a top-ranked Twitter trend in the #TrumpBookReport hashtag. Here are some of the best and funniest tweets inspired by French’s original Twitter posting.

Here’s the “Donald Trump” version of Stephen King’s debut novel.

#TrumpBookReport Carrie. What a nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever. Not my first choice for prom queen.

— BanalParoxysm (@TheManyColored) October 21, 2016

And Harry Potter.

Dumbledore?Such a disaster.He ran that school for 30 years & look at it. Now that Voldermort, you may not like him but… #TrumpBookReport

— Aisha Saeed (@aishacs) October 20, 2016

"At least Voldemort is a leader, unlike what we have in this country. They won't even say his name. Sad!" #TrumpBookReports

— Pat Garofalo (@Pat_Garofalo) October 20, 2016

Shakespeare’s immortal romantic tragedy.

"Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her." #TrumpBookReport

— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016

A children’s classic.

Winnie the Pooh…don't get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested.#TrumpBookReport

— Morgan Cikowski (@Morgans_Twitt3r) October 20, 2016

Alice is hot. Maybe in ten years I will be dating her. Just grab her by the Cheshire Cat. Make Wonderland Great Again! #TrumpBookReport

— Gary Foss (@garyvfoss) October 20, 2016

Charles Dickens’ epic of the French Revolution, A Tale of Two Cities.

"It was the best of times"
"WRONG"
"It was the worst of times"
"WRONG"
"It was the age of wisdom"
"WRONG"#TrumpBookReport

— Erin Baker (@Peash_) October 20, 2016

One for fans of the Merchant-Ivory films.

NOBODY, I mean NOBODY, has more pride than me. And NOBODY has more prejudice. I have so much pride. And so much prejudice. #TrumpBookReport

— Dax Varley (@daxvarley) October 20, 2016

We’ll just leave this one here.

Anne Frank. With that face I don't blame her for hiding. #trumpbookreport

— andy lassner (@andylassner) October 20, 2016

This one too.

Mein Kampf. Tough on immigration. Tough on bankers. Tough on enemies. Make Germany Great Again. Great leader. My hero! #TrumpBookReport

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) October 21, 2016

More Shakespeare a la Trump.

Hamlet was weak, so weak. He couldn't make up his mind. I can, believe me. I've made up my mind very much better than him. #TrumpBookReport

— James Morrison (@JamesPMorrison) October 20, 2016

Macbeth. Tremendous king. Made Scotland great again. But those witches. Came in from Syria. Nasty women. Europe is a mess. #TrumpBookReport

— the dead author (@thedeadauthor) October 20, 2016

Hamlet? Such a disaster. Can't decide to be or not. Bigly indecisive. And Ophelia? Not my first choice.#TrumpBookReports

— K. Daniel Gleason (@KDanielGleason) October 20, 2016

No fairy tale is safe.

Pinocchio. He's a liar. A li-ar. Crooked Pinocchio calls me a puppet. I'm not a puppet– no puppet. You're the puppet. #TrumpBookReport

— Alex Lu Hates Candy (@Waxenwings) October 20, 2016

Snow White = nasty woman. She lived with 7 midgets. 7! She was unconscious but the prince saved her! Consent is overrated. #Trumpbookreport

— Roxanne Gonzalez (@roxycat7) October 20, 2016

Nor is Dr. Seuss.

This cat had a hat. Huge hat. I grabbed that cat. #TrumpBookReport

— Ann Mountz (@JammingWithAnn) October 20, 2016

This modern horror classic will never be the same.

Clarice Starling? Not even a 5. Flat chested loser. Couldn't even get the lambs to be silent. Sad. #trumpbookreports

— AlinaK (@AlinaIcebear) October 20, 2016

Homer’s epic poem The Iliad, summarized by “Trump.”

Achilles was a wimp, believe me. Very weak heels. Look at my heels, are those weak heels? I guarntee you there's no problem #TrumpBookReport

— Matt (@Mjreard) October 20, 2016

The greatest novel of the American Civil War.

Red Badge of Courage, I always wanted one of those. I'll just take one from a veteran, it's much easier. #TrumpBookReport pic.twitter.com/Ukf9kvGlSS

— BrooklynDad4Hillary (@mmpadellan) October 20, 2016

Or one of the greatest American novels of the 20th century.

Kid never caught any rye. Total loser. I've caught more rye than anyone. I'm the best at catching rye. #TrumpBookReport

— Frankie (@phranqueigh) October 20, 2016

Finally, the tweet that sums up all of the other #TrumpBookReport tweets.

#TrumpBookReport

I don't read books.

They're all rigged.

Reading is for losers.

— Brandon Unger (@ungerbn103) October 20, 2016

Thousands of #TrumpBookReport tweets turned upon Twitter Thursday. Search the hashtag for more of the funniest “Trump” takes on legends of literature.

The Funniest #TrumpBookReport Tweets — Literary Classics as Explained by Donald Trump

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